“Cracking glow sticks is so satisfying”

“If you think that’s satisfying… crack it open and drink it”

“That’s racist”

“You’re racist for hearing that”

(Shows Art)

“That’s bad…you aren’t even trying”

“Happy Birthday! You’re 19 right?”

“18, thats how senior year works”

“Oh really? I thought you were a super senior”

“You guys should cut your hair. Remember it grows back”

“Except for some people…That’s why we are doing this”

“I just payed a kid $20 to eat a whole summer sausage”

“Did you know you raised a furry?”

“No, I thought I raised a clown”

“She’s literally trying to take my boyfriend”

“I DON’T CARE IF I SKIP YOUR CLASS!”

(Student walks in class talking)

“Sorry I wasn’t expecting you to actually be teaching”

“I smell like tomatoes”